tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63651902011-07-30T15:23:48.995-05:00Sugar CubesA place of sweetnessUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2791100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-29640320371346532012010-03-31T23:56:00.001-05:002010-03-31T23:56:12.422-05:00Errr...what almost missed the month deadlineUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-21609285872695207492010-02-28T21:50:00.000-06:002010-02-28T21:50:30.584-06:00Whoaaa sorry for the lack of posts I was addicted to farmville//cafeworld and you know how that goes. Pretty weak comeback in the blogging world but and a butt is a beautiful thing I will try very, very, very, much harder...soooo....please don't punish me (Whips and chains plz :P) Don't you worry though I didn't forget to post for February. Also, I have been fighting grubs in my yard :(Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-27270991489938667532010-01-04T23:02:00.001-06:002010-01-04T23:02:59.765-06:00First things first. Happy New Year!
I was stumbling around the net today and I accidentally (really it was :P) came across one of those websites that illustrate the human mating ritual. The website had purple/pink flashing lights, intricate artwork depicting all types of anatomy, and many many many animated .gifs of a female human inserting what looked like a large meat product with tiny oval Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-48352365863915870942009-12-30T03:11:00.001-06:002009-12-30T03:11:05.245-06:00
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mso-font-pitch:variableUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-26781122691565959972007-12-31T16:49:00.000-06:002007-12-31T16:59:50.252-06:00Ha...I got one in (blog that is...get your mind out of the gutter please!) before the end of the month and the new year. Anywhoo...a good butt slightly gay buddy of mine reminded me of the human connection. That's funny eh....slightly gay and human connection. There is a joke in there somewhere..Anyway my slightly gay buddy reminded me that sometimes you get caught up in your own lil world that Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-15254132093886044572007-11-30T17:48:00.000-06:002007-11-30T17:49:14.517-06:00Hey Wait up I gotta story to tell ya....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-39585372329500323322007-10-18T20:41:00.000-05:002007-10-18T20:43:57.821-05:00You know what????? I'd rather be a poor artist than a debited professional......You know what constitutes a perfect night?????? Laying on the living room floor listening to the Beatles and drinking wine...Now I need to learn how to ride a motorcycle.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-89286175508094402372007-10-01T21:00:00.001-05:002007-10-01T21:00:51.829-05:00As the part two of my previous blog I will like to make a statement. Take this which ever way you want it. Friends, they are a very strange concept in nature. They don’t really exist. Well at least in most species, butt in humans they seem to be apart of culture and maybe just maybe the need for friendship might be at the genetic level. Nonetheless, there are many different types. There areUnknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-15081480713017307772007-09-30T22:48:00.000-05:002007-10-01T21:01:17.734-05:00Never missed a month since I started and I am not gonna start yet. So I haven't been around...yes I know, but there has been a lot going on in the Sugar's life. I know I have been speaking in cryptic tones of late but that won't happen any more. Just straight forward talk. No side stepping and trying to figure out what I am trying to say. First on my list are friends. There are some you think Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-69138720145327176162007-08-16T22:13:00.000-05:002007-08-16T22:17:47.155-05:00Hi....everyone! Howdy, Hola, Ciao, Bienvenido, More about my trip later...but when I was in Florida there was a day that there was Lightning. We were on the beach watching the Lightning. We were in a way riding the Lightning...Fade to Black...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-71244310111031089352007-07-22T16:27:00.001-05:002007-07-22T16:27:51.320-05:00Follow me to the planet of liquid skies...I am the voice from the planet of liquid skies to bring you the message come closer to the speakers so I can see the light in your eyes I am here to invite on a journey to a planet of love and freedom so relax your body and open your mind for the melody transmission...the melody is only way to our shining planet of liquid skies...come closer to the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-88942198405924056202007-07-20T22:34:00.001-05:002007-07-20T23:03:08.618-05:00I guess I am a child of destiny. I am definitely a child of the universe and if possible I would be hanging out in the liquid sky lounge (very Koool place BTW!!). I am one who is guided and “forced” to do the bidding of destiny. When I was younger and full of fight I would not accept that my fate is not in my own hands. I could not believe that my fate was “written.” I could not stomach that factUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-76359534393035900742007-07-16T22:02:00.001-05:002007-07-16T22:02:57.817-05:00Man boobs???....What is up with man boobs? Fifteen years ago man boobs were rare and only apparent because of some hormonal imbalance. Now you find them on every Tom, Raul, and Bob. It is some sort of epidemic. Could it be that women have become more bisexual these days and are looking for the exotic boob and penis combo? They want a little balloon play while hiding the sausage? I don’t Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-82988578583650323602007-07-13T21:32:00.001-05:002007-07-13T21:32:20.277-05:00Why is it when I decided to become introspective everyone around me thinks that I am angry at them? I guess I give off some kind of aura that people perceive as angry. You want to know the real truth…I really don’t care. I have things…the last thing I want to do is be jovial. I can try but I won’t be true to myself. I don’t feel happy for you, I don’t care want you want, I don’t care that Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-58102396132021612632007-07-03T00:12:00.001-05:002007-07-03T00:13:43.630-05:00Did you ever notice that the same type of people always reassure each other......"aww hang in there buddy...if only I could find a b-friend like you (Translation: He must put up with my shit...do every little girl fantasy of prince charming that I have...has to bring me out to dinner...give me roses and massage my feet and write poetry and love my 10 cats and talk 15 languages and understands Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-25926610878110718802007-07-02T00:14:00.000-05:002007-07-02T00:15:50.338-05:00Here is a classic line....."Sorry...I drooled all over your pillow....but you gonna have to deal with that..."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-59237966847467168412007-06-12T21:46:00.000-05:002007-06-12T21:47:03.590-05:00I have had many issues in the years that I have been alive. Many of them I was able to overcome. I believed that God lived in my heart guided me in a way but now I think I have been fooling myself. The rebelling idiot what have you done! You possibly know pain don’t you. Its not even good pain just self induced anger at your stupidity. People look for answers and read handbooks written by Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-71733414528079496432007-05-31T22:55:00.000-05:002007-05-31T23:17:22.871-05:00Here is a thought??? I wrote a long time ago when I was a lot more creative and a lot less jaded:To acquire perfection is to become imperfect. Perfection is sought out only by cowards. Only the true know that perfection is found in the breast of chaos. For there and only there may the one find perfection, as the mind opens the one becomes in awe.Somehow I do not know if I believe this any Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-20109192264851173632007-05-30T19:54:00.000-05:002007-05-30T19:59:36.515-05:00Soooo you all thought I would miss a month for the first time in 3...4yrs? Well you are all wrong. I love you all and I know that you know that I know that you know that I love you. In any event I have a question for yousss. If people were capable of living to 500 years old (due to some magical life extending drug and everything is in proportion to the age lengthening. e.g. women can have kidsUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-73068804457806138842007-04-11T19:24:00.001-05:002007-04-11T19:28:06.603-05:00Propaganda you gotta love it. It can brainwash the best of them. Propaganda only works if the whole is influenced by it. If there is someone there to be contrast to it then it falters...On a urelated note did I even mention how I can't stand cruises?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-46923600928977492007-04-04T20:07:00.000-05:002007-04-04T20:48:17.735-05:00Today on my ride into work I saw a guy driving while reading the newspaper. I was WTF?!?!? How can you do that? The dude was coasting in the middle lane just chilling along reading and driving. I mean come on. I know reading the paper is educational (maybe), even fun (to some people), sterile (?), but doing it while you are driving? On a side note I am listening to Astrud Gilberto (a legend of Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-54749349088547136212007-03-27T21:22:00.000-05:002007-03-27T21:32:22.017-05:00My friend gave me this calendar of sex. It has all different sexual positions per day and it tells you how many calories you expend while doing so. My favorite so far is called “tongue in cheek.” Apparently it’s when one person sticks their tongue in the others…well you know…kinda gives a new meaning to talking out of one’s a*s. Anywhoo what’s the big deal with sex? Why is it such a driving forceUnknownnoreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-41652752442966378272007-03-20T19:42:00.001-05:002007-03-20T19:42:50.487-05:00Sausages there are nothing better than a nice sausage. You can flop’em around, you can work’em, you can even stick’em in things. Ahhh there is nothing better than a nice big fat sausage. Well maybe tacos. Nice meaty tacos with lots of taco juice and hold the cheese please. Ya…I don’t want any cheese with my taco. I just like’em plain nothing on’em…just the bare tortilla. I know the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-54661263022034062692007-03-17T18:03:00.001-05:002007-03-17T18:11:56.842-05:00I think people need things to believe in these days. I don’t know why. I never did. I just believed in me. I could never understand the sports “idol.” Why would a grown man want to pretend that they are another grown man? These people probably are the same people that are homophobic. Better yet these grown men make their young kids idolize another man. What the hell does that tell your kid? Does Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-27910872627387986672007-03-09T23:08:00.000-06:002007-03-09T23:28:15.252-06:00You wanna know what I have learned in my relative short existence on this world? Something I truly can say with out the shadow of a doubt and can argue to be as true? People who lie to themselves tend to repeat things. Eh? You must be saying to yourself. Well what I mean is a person who lies to themselves and pretends that they don’t have an issue with themselves tend to do the same crappy Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-48596909164323652092007-03-07T21:16:00.001-06:002007-03-07T21:16:14.961-06:00Why lord have you forsaken me…Is that what all the bible freaks like to say when the going gets tuff. Listen I am not a fan of the bible. I can’t understand why people take to heart all stories uneducated people wrote 2000 freakin years ago. F*ck’em (almost first curse in 3 yrs wozers!) that’s what I say. I just don’t understand why people even find comfort in it. What about the human Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-22070138968445478882007-02-21T20:30:00.000-06:002007-02-21T20:33:37.155-06:00Holy Cr*p I just realized I have been blogging for over 3yrs. I haven't been blogging as much as I used to but still 3 yrs!!!!! Wow I think I am going to go celebrate with some beer. Say hi to my beer everyone :)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-73206609116593644792007-02-05T21:52:00.000-06:002007-02-24T18:57:41.465-06:00Yeah so my cuz told me today that in his business law class there are two girls and two guys with last names (some are phonetically written since I do not know how to spell them binky) hey yu, wooud yu, wang and beaver. They apparently sit next to each other. Soooooo if you look real fast you will see a hey yu woooud wang (my) beaver....Thank you thank you I’ll be here all week try the veal. On Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-87987329018147998642007-01-31T16:19:00.000-06:002007-01-31T16:20:13.293-06:00Let me tell you a story. The other day TheNebraskaGirl an yours truly were on our way to go see The Phantom of the Opera. The plan was to take the #2 train for one stop up to 42nd street and walk the way. UuuuFaaa what a ride…Lem’me tell ya. We entered a packed subway car when a very large 60 year old Puerto Rican lady decided to wedge herself in between TheNebraskaGirl and me. Her ability Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-28371289084257819772006-12-13T17:40:00.000-06:002006-12-13T17:43:01.161-06:00After a month of introspection I came up with this statement....OK I came up with it yesterday but a month of events lead up to it in some form or another. "Weak people become monsters, Strong people become martyrs."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1163043503437919612006-11-08T21:38:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:46.356-06:00I would like to share a story about the last time I was in an airport bathroom. Now if you ever were in an airport bathroom you would know that they not the most inviting or appealing for lavatory enjoyment. It was Sunday night and I was sitting on the throne hunched over in pain and cursing the lack of relief that my stomach medication was giving me. When all of the sudden the door in the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1161913720661842222006-10-26T20:32:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:46.095-06:00I know that I have been away for a bit. Ummm more like left the blogisphere entirely. Don't worry I am returning. I guess sometimes you need to step away in order to recharge the juices...sorta. Anywhoo lets take off together. Ready? T minus 10,8,7,4....3..2...2...1.....And we are off. Can you feel the wind as we are taking off. Lots of wind today, must be El nino. What is that anyway? Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1157664957197981762006-09-07T16:29:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:45.716-06:00Well I am back from Chicago...err for a while now. I am going to Boston...err soon. Then soon after that I am going to California...Did I mention my fear of flying? In any event I think I am slipping into a funk. Its just certain areas of my life are going great(TheNebraskaGirl) and others are stuck in the mud...errr I need a shovel!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1156020055745738122006-08-19T15:40:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:45.357-06:00I'm in Chicago for a Vacation whooooahoooo!!!!!!!!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1155683667902657912006-08-15T17:49:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:45.179-06:00Here's something for your earhole...Wasss is up with that shhhhh****tttt????1!?!?!?? Did you ever wanna scream out wassss up with that shhh******t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just yell it out loud go ahead say what the F*ccccccccckkkkk :))))) Go ahead Baby Mrs.TheNebraskaGirl wasssss is upppp with thaaat shiiiiii*********!!!! You we doooo it uppp...uhhhhhhh we do it up go ahead Mr.CMac canoli man Mr.Puuu Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1155482259902987502006-08-13T10:17:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:44.943-06:00Why is it in this world you need a hook to get anything or get in anywhere? It seems that if you "know someone" you can get further ahead than if you don't. The best is when someone who shouldn't be in a certain situation is there just because of the hook up. Arggghhh I wish I knew a hook...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1154917081968369632006-08-06T21:16:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:44.696-06:00Ya hi…wass up??? So you know what I learned yesterday? I learned that sharks have been evolving for over 400 million years. Can you believe that! That is so hard to imagine. Can you imagine if humans evolved for that long? How advanced we would be? That’s considering that we didn’t kill each other during that time.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1154641061275709162006-08-03T16:30:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:44.461-06:00As*kissers. They are utterly annoying. I do not understand how one person can degrade themselves to such a degree that they act upon the will of another person no matter their own constitution. I mean these people are kissing up so far that they can be considered rectal inhabitants. I guess this leads to another name that is commonly used to describe them...parasites. They have their slimy Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1153880785796269182006-07-25T20:40:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:44.183-06:00Disagree or Agree you have to admit this makes you think.As most of you know I do not believe in the construct know as religion. In fact because of this I feel freer than I have ever been. I do not have the guilt and shame that most religions beat into your subconscious. To me they are trying to control masses and use the guise of a god to wrap your senses let alone your moral judgment. Don'tUnknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1153440523633632222006-07-20T19:08:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:43.898-06:00OK I know I haven’t been updating lately (Thanx Blue ;-P) but I have been busy trying to work at making a new job at a life altering “thing.” I can’t say right now what it is but it is my job to make sure all goes according to plan. It’s not that I won’t say it more so that I can’t right now. I do not want certain people to get a hold of this information. Hopefully with a little work you can Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1152152910552685162006-07-05T21:21:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:43.602-06:00You know guys I am always on the go. I just came back from Chicago after spending a nice 4th of July weekend with the in-laws. You know what...I am so lucky to have such awesome in-laws. They really really really treat me so nice and love me soooo much...but and a butt is a beautiful thing who doesn’t love me ;-P Anywhoo, I am going to watch a movie with a sword fighting chick in it. I mean Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1151464517851334652006-06-27T21:54:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:43.352-06:00Well the apartment is finally organized so I can blog on a consistent basis. Anyway, I gotta cut this short but I found something interesting about the bible and a forbidden love of sorts. Maybe those mystics are on to something...By the way this probably is not work appropriate, so you may want to check this out at home. Don't say I didn't warn you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1150226488827638472006-06-13T02:20:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:43.091-06:00Well we moved out of our lesbian neighborhood in Brooklyn to a suburbian town on Long Island. It sux. We miss our old neighborhood so much. The braless lesbians (its summertime now Binky so most of the lesbians go braless) gave us a fond farewell and one heck of a party!! This new neighborhood is so quiet and freaky that you feel a masked murderer is going to pop out from behind a bush and Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1149813137086010202006-06-08T19:31:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:42.743-06:00Hey I'm still alive. Its a long story but I moved, lost my internet connection and went to Miami. More to come...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1147835097962011102006-05-16T21:54:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:42.429-06:00Three years ago I started graduate school again (long story binky don't ask). Anyway tonight was my last class and last presentation. We finished it with a bang and we rocked the f*cking place. Ummm so I am celebrating now with some beer...heheheh I can't believe its done. I will be walking on Sunday. So to commemorate this moment I am going to post the long a waited Cmac..errr...Scotty Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1147392517753356042006-05-11T18:53:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:42.154-06:00Two years ago I was thinking this. Funny two years later I am still thinking the same thing. I don't want to keep yapping about pollen and tress etc, but I found out a useful if not trivial fact. When most city planners were planting trees on city blocks they were faced with a peculiar problem. Do we plant female or male trees? The answer came in the form of masculinity. This form was not Unknownnoreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1147053001191926642006-05-07T20:50:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:41.811-06:00Beam me up Scotty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friday Night TheNebraskaGirl and yours truly went to CMac’s hacienda of festivities to celebrate Cinco De Mayo. Even though we are not Mexican or have anything to do with Mexico’s independence we felt it necessary to celebrate the very notion of independence. Freedom from tyrants has been a difficult endeavor all throughout history. In fact, one can argue Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1146845181522018002006-05-04T23:05:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:41.565-06:00I know what you’re thinking. Two posts one day after another! You must be thinking “Damn Suga what are you C-Mac or something.” Well I’m doing it sista so you better get use to it (well at least for today…don’t get your hopes up Binky). Anywhooo, over the weekend I went to a birthday party. Lemme tell you how crazy it was. You ready? The birthday boy found out that his girlfriend was Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1146768574719617202006-05-04T01:48:00.001-05:002006-11-09T02:52:41.325-06:00Alright I am warning you a head of time…This is another bathroom story (No lesbians ;-p) read if you dare. Sorry again, I do not know why it always happens to me butt it does…(Cue in the flight of the Valkyries …you know Binky Dant Datta Da Da Dant Datta Da Da). What’s up with people not washing their hands in the bathroom? Today yours truly was in stall #1 finishing up when all of a sudden Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1146247588619820402006-04-28T02:06:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:40.926-06:00Lemme tell ya about this alternative fuel thing. When is going to happen because I am tired of paying more money than I earn for gas. Don’t get me started on that whole ethanol thing. Friggn plant murderers do they think they can get one by me??? They take unsuspecting corn plants that bask…you heard me right basking…in the goodness of sunlight only to be cut down, dismembered, liquefied, Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1145985020115577312006-04-25T00:45:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:40.658-06:00Cue in the theme song from Rocky 3 in your heads please….you know Eye of the Tiger....Dunt…Dunt Dunt Dunt…Dunt Dunt Dunt…Dunt Dunt Daaaaaaaaa…(Ok now tune it down a little) Pretty much every day for the last three weeks TheNebraskaGirl and yours truly have been jogging in Prospect Park. After a hard days work and hour plus commute we get our gear on and fight the urge not to run. We get in our Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1145584045964454462006-04-20T20:44:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:40.393-06:00My family is very unique. We never hold anything back and everything is always discussed out loud no matter the topic. One time my mom, dad, brother, and yours truly were sitting around the dinner table eating when my mom decided to ask “What’s a camel toe?” Well it was a very awkward position to be in and after watching my brother shooting soda out of his nose and I ended up explaining that Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1145360263252284322006-04-18T03:37:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:40.168-06:00Yeah I found out trying to run around a park during a high pollen count is not good. My friggin nose was so stuffed that lead to a constant formation of buggers (good eats!!! heheheh). The park is soo very cool to run around. You see so many things, dogs running after Frisbees, people running after each other, baseball, football, lesbians making out, bikers, joggers, barbequers, yeah it’s Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1145272314634698272006-04-17T04:11:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:39.937-06:00Wow another week passed and I didn’t write anything. Man Sugar what’s up with that??? I don’t know I guess I have been caught up in life somehow. You know I can’t stand it when someone moves my stuff around on my desk. Do they think I can’t see it? Grrrrrr…Anywhooo, I booked my annual vacation to South Beach yesterday. I guess it will make up for the horrible honeymoon that we had. Horrible…I Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1144708749132459342006-04-10T17:38:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:39.655-06:00O…Hi…I know I haven’t written much these last 2 weeks?? Can it be that long wow time flies? Well I didn’t have a home computer for a while so that explains some. I guess I have been lazy too. You know the type of laziness I am talking about, the type also known as procrastination. Anywhoo, I have to leave my neighborhood soon because my lease is running out and the commute is killing me. TheUnknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1143250918130636662006-03-24T19:35:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:39.266-06:00Why do people tell these extraordinary lies? Today this guy told me that he owned an extremely profitable hairdressing salon, manages a gospel singer, and wrote a children’s book. Ok...that is fine but why the heck is he a mechanic??? I mean by the way he talks it sounds as if he is swimming in money. What the heck is he doing making minimum wage...Oooo and that other guy that films girls Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1143076269377858602006-03-22T18:29:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:38.954-06:00Ya...ummm...Hi...Lemme tell ya…What the heck is up with all these infomercials?? I wake up at 5:00am every morning and there the same infomercials for "girls gone partying wild night....Big Lesbian Boobs tight Bi-Sexual Butts." At first it’s great but after the same scenes over and over it gets real old fast. I mean what are they trying to do? Fool people? Do they expect me to believe that Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1142480056009950152006-03-15T21:05:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:38.654-06:00Everyday on my drive home I stop at this intersection that has a little old Indian man sitting on a crate. He sits there and waits for a red light so he can walk in between the cars and try to sell the Daily News. This man has to be in his late 70's maybe early 80's. His face is dark brown from the everyday exposure to the sunlight. It is contrasted to appear even darker by his white turban Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1141691745423472992006-03-06T18:35:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:38.388-06:00I don’t understand why some people with dogs ask you to take off your shoes before you enter their house. I find it kind of funny because these same people take their dogs outside and walk their dogs all over the street, curb, sidewalk, etc. These same dogs come inside and run all over the carpet, couches, beds, etc. I feel like saying “screw taking off my shoes, can I have some newspaper to Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1141343421713370612006-03-02T17:16:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:38.042-06:00Here’s an update with that guy from the other day:Guy: Hey Sug how’s it going?SugarV: Good how’s it going?The Sug starts to curse at himself for not getting away from this freak.Guy: Not bad. I’m just a little tired. I was hanging out with my wrestling friends again.SugarV: Wrestling friends?This is the part SugarV wishes he could go back in time and kick himself from asking that ridiculous Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1141139808800741672006-02-28T03:16:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:37.797-06:00Dares? You don’t hear much about them these days. Dares were all the rage when you were a kid. So what happened to them? Did we out grow them or did we forget about them? Who knows? I decided to bring back the feelings of yesteryear by daring people. A couple of months ago I dared CMac to ask a relatively awkward and uncomfortable question on a first date that he was about to undergo. I Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1140663796621644162006-02-22T20:51:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:37.553-06:00The other day I was talking to this guy (who is not really a friend or an acquaintance) and he tells me that he spent the whole day in the city. So? You must be asking yourself. Well it goes like this:Guy: Yeaaaah I was in the city yesterday. I haven’t done that much walking in about 15yrs…..Buuuurp.TheSugarV: Oh...heheh…I do that alot. Its kinda fun.Guy: Yeah I know…err..buuurp…yeah but I couldnUnknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1139929856953652732006-02-14T05:09:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:37.278-06:00Here's an oldie butt a goodie. Happy Valentine's Day!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1139843161000334042006-02-13T05:05:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:37.044-06:00It took me friggin 3 hrs to get to work today and I had to take a train to get to my car. The parking is so bad in my neighborhood in Brooklyn that it is easier and less of a hassle to keep my car at my parent’s house in Long Island than to leave it on the street in Brooklyn. That means I have to wake up almost an hour earlier to catch the subway to the train station to catch a train that Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1139574674695487892006-02-10T05:26:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:36.755-06:00Ok...So what's your sexual kink? What do you like to do/have done to you in bed or outside of bed? You can write your comment as anonymous or if you are daring sign your comment. I'll write one (maybe a few?!?) but your gonna have to guess which one is mine...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1139317779354938212006-02-07T05:08:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:36.497-06:00Why do people smell at work? Don’t they smell themselves? Yesterday this woman at work smelled like sh*t! I mean really smelled like a hot freshly evacuated brown intestinal lump (gives a whole new meaning to lady lumps). Today this guy smelt like dirt. As if he plowed a field before he came to work. I just don’t get it. I mean you have to be really lazy. How hard is it to take a shower?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1138764754351922092006-01-31T21:31:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:36.318-06:00All this time I thought Hurricane Katrina, China, Iraq, oil pipelines, supply and demand, etc., were responsible for me paying $3.00 a gallon at the pump. Geeze how can I have been so duped....(That's sarcasm Binky)....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1138332805165272242006-01-26T21:32:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:36.101-06:00What is it with the mystics? I mean Dr. Carl Sagan said it the best: The mystics won again. He was referring to a medieval Italian astronomer who was burned alive because he said that the earth was not the center of the universe. Sigh, they won that battle…Isn’t it funny how the most “religious people” are the ones that do the most killing to maintain the “purity of religiousness.” Double sigh…Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1137724973417329072006-01-19T20:37:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:35.886-06:00I just finished taking my last exam. I have one more class left for the completion of my degree. I realized that this particular class has only papers and presentations. That means that the test I took today was my last test evvvv-----eeeer. Wow what a feeling. I can’t wait till all of these classes are over. Sorry for the lack of posts and comments I’ve been studding….errr…studying. ;-PUnknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1136772253226628682006-01-08T20:03:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:35.637-06:00Remember the week of the MTA transit strike here in good old New York. Well, yours truly was interviewed by a news channel. You betcha bottom dollar sista I was interviewed along with everyone’s favorite TheNebraskaGirl. We were walking out of Macy’s in this tremendous crowd of people. To make a long story short we were kind of carried across 34th street with our feet not really touching the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1136415807599565242006-01-04T17:03:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:35.385-06:00New Year's Pastry Excitement!!! Knock Knock….Cmac: Cummoon iin…Hiccup?!?TheFreakyVirgin: Whoa CMac your naked!!Cmac: Yeah…I knooows I'mmm drunk and I waas hot…HiccupTheFreakyVirgin: Holy Cr*p! What a big Canoli you have there. Is that real!?!Cmac: Yous betcha!! I leeft it outto get hard. It was a lil limp before. Wanna touuch it?TheFreakyVirgin: Can I? Wow thanks. I never really touched a Canoli Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1136148680911763732006-01-01T14:45:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:35.133-06:00Ouch I just woke up. Yours truly and TheNebraskaGirl (Mrs.TheSugarV or whatever now Binky my friggin head hurts Ok!) issued the new year at CMac's New Years eve extravaganza. All I can say is my head is killing me and CMac is one crazy whiteboy dammmnnnn....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1135875948670398892005-12-29T02:05:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:34.911-06:00So my Mom, Mrs.TheSugarV (TheNebraskaGirl….whateva is ezier for ya Binky) went to my Uncles house for an after Christmas Eve dinner visit. Typically Italians do this. They engorge themselves on sea life drink vats of wine and venture out to the nearest relative to argue about something. It was somewhere in between the Frangelico or TheGlenlivet that I felt this gurgle/rumble in my tummy. O boy I Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1135045482892077852005-12-19T20:23:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:34.651-06:00Random Musings #1If you were able to meet your children’s great grand children what would you say to them? What would they look like?Random Musings #2There are guys who will stop at nothing to “hook up” with as many girls as possible…funny...there are girls who will stop at nothing to have as many “boyfriends” as possible.Random Musings #3TheSugarV: Hey Freaky why are you writing “Enter through Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1134421894613439532005-12-12T15:11:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:34.405-06:00Ok so this is how my honeymoon went down. Old people….nuthing but old people. I am not talking about your 60 years olds I am talking about 70-90 year olds. They were soooo rude and pushy, so much so, that I had to stay next to Mrs.TheSugarV (formally known as TheNebraskaGirl) to protect her. I saw so many old people in bikins/speedos that I can no longer look at the elderly the same. The lady Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1134092764896603232005-12-08T19:43:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:34.117-06:00To John,You are my favorite musician of all time. You are, were, and will be the best.Till the next life...TheSugarVTo us:Imagineby John Lennon Imagine there's no heavenIt's easy if you tryNo hell below usAbove us only skyImagine all the peopleLiving for today... Imagine there's no countriesIt isn't hard to doNothing to kill or die forAnd no religion tooImagine all the peopleLiving life in peaceUnknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1133747522640725992005-12-04T19:44:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:33.863-06:00I'm back peoples. I'm kinda of strapped for time so I'll give you the abridged version. I'll tell you more later on. The wedding was great and the party was even better. I did shake my groove/money maker all night long and was almost arrested for having moves that were just ooo sooo illegal......hehehe ;-P.......On the flip side we were stuck on a floating nursing home for our honeymoon. Lemme Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1132193416993806402005-11-16T20:08:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:33.538-06:00I am off to get married :)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1132097386095324302005-11-15T17:17:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:33.256-06:00Hey you fill these in:P.S. they can be words or sentences or not. You have complete artistic license.....F*ck my friggin ______ is killn me.Man that tea bag______You call this pasta? It like______with ______ and____________its so big is that_____The day I met you_____Now that's a toy and_______doesn't that hurt?____lemon juice??.....I though you said bungholeCMac is that a pink fedora on your___Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1131858897541622912005-11-12T23:10:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:32.995-06:00What’s up with the double as*es? I mean its not just overweight people. I have seen skinny people with them too. Also, what’s up with the women that have four boobalies? How much tighter can they wear their bra?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1131682139771073732005-11-10T21:53:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:32.744-06:00Apparently the world of dating has changed since I left it. I know I haven’t been out of it that long but I seem to be archaic in my ideas. Someone just told me that there are singles that date couples…? The crazy thing is that it is not the first time I heard of this. I heard about it elsewhere as well as read it on other blogs. Wow now that’s an interesting thought. How do you introduce Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1131485421751578462005-11-08T15:28:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:32.527-06:00This question is for the girls. Why do some girls shave their eyebrows and then draw them on? Do they think they can actually fool people?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1130987540190482912005-11-02T20:43:00.000-06:002006-11-09T02:52:32.322-06:00I’mmmm Baaack peoples…I have been away but the good news is that I now have an internet connection in Brooklyn so I will be able to keep up with the blog world once again. Where do I begin? Well, I just came back from Chicago…again…but this will be the last time before my wedding. I can not believe all this planning is going to become a reality (well I hope so at least). TheNebraskaGirl did the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1129679575383680822005-10-18T18:20:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:32.101-06:00Random Musings: Take 1I should have my internet connection up soon. I can't take this internet-homelessness anymore. I really feel lost without my daily internet surfing and blog posting. On the flip side I have a lot of blog material pent up ready to explode all over yous. It is about all the lil things that I find real funny. On the other hand I do not know if you can handle the eruption let Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1129252460939444292005-10-13T20:01:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:31.882-06:00Walking around and admiring the architecture in my neighborhood in Brooklyn is very enjoyable. It relaxes me and makes me appreciate the artistic capabilities that we posses as a species. I have my trusty lil umbrella protecting me from the watery bombardment from above. It acts like a lil force-field shielding me and encasing me in bubble. I feel so happy in my cocoon. The only thing I wish for Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1129075042704280252005-10-11T18:42:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:31.582-06:00It seems that the only time I have to post nowadays is on Tuesday. I guess its because I am in between "homes" right now and internet connectionless. For those who don't know, my homes are my place (Errr...Girl's soon to be mine also) in Brooklyn (Daant Dant Dat Nooo Sleeeep tillll Daant Dant Dat....Sing it people) and my folk's place on the island. Right now I am at school with an hour to kill. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1128474766279447432005-10-04T20:12:00.001-05:002006-11-09T02:52:31.394-06:00Canoli Man!!!!! Hey kids lets go and see what Uncle Charlie is doing today.Knock knock…Hi Uncle Charlie what are you doing?CMac: Howdy kids. I am cooking my favorite dessert…..Canoli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TheSugarV: Wow Charlie that sounds good. Hmmmm that’s a pretty Big Canoli you got there.CMac: Yeah I know. I loooooooooooove the Big Canoli.TheSugarV: OoOo I bet you do. Tell me Uncle CMac what kind of Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1127795179404090092005-09-26T23:19:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:30.907-06:00OK....sooo baby wipes or toilet paper? Which one do you prefer. I am a baby wipe type of person. Furthermore, I am going to argue a position that will be biAssed here...Eheemm...Baby wipes are more hygienic and better off for your bottom than a piece of paper. For example, if you picked up a piece of doodoo with your bare hand would you then use a dry piece of paper to clean it off or would Unknownnoreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1127187871313945272005-09-19T22:39:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:30.634-06:00Only in New York you can be carrying a breadmaker with one hand, garbage with the other, and fall flat on your ass (hurting your elbow on the way) at 5:00 am. Only to have an audience on the other side of the street laugh at you. Viva to the City that Never Sleeps...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1126933792581690972005-09-16T21:16:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:30.400-06:00There is nothing like walking/running in 90% humidity only to enter a subway station that is like a sauna. Then you simmer in the flavor basking in the joyful thought that you are doing this just to make it to work on time. Isn’t that grand? Thank God its Friday…Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1126580030791962492005-09-12T21:39:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:30.189-06:00I know I haven't been around lately. It’s all this wedding stuff. I promise to have a good long story about yours truly and all the hoops that I had to jump through because of it. Anywhoo, I have a question. I have talked with many women and they have told me (most of them) that they wished they had a penis. To my surprise these women said that if they did have a penis no woman or oriface (eitherUnknownnoreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1125446199912393462005-08-30T18:56:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:29.992-06:00The beauty of the Subway is that you can get anywhere in the city quickly and it is cheap. For the most part Subway riding is fun. When the weather is muggy and the air is humid you can get a bad experience. The stench of body order is so prominent that you wonder how the person(s) can't smell it themselves. The other day a lil old gradma walked into the subway car and proceeded to grab the metalUnknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1125277318619751082005-08-28T19:59:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:29.806-06:00Why O Why do they always make movies about Rome with actors that have British accents? It would be like making a movie about Incans with actors having German accents.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1124335438689712342005-08-17T22:23:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:29.566-06:00Hi I am back but not for long. I tried posting last night but for some reason it would not work. The friggin blogger thingy seemed to be broken. Anywhoo, the other day I went to the movie theater. I got there early so I could find a really good seat before it got crowded. One minute before the show this guy and his girlfriend come up to me and ask me to move. I told him "No." He stood Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1123823094053626362005-08-12T00:03:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:28.811-06:00Sorry for the lack of recent posts I have been real busy. Well anyway I am off to Boston so I'll see ya in a bit....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1123119181065006542005-08-03T20:15:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:27.960-06:00Sorry for the delay but and a butt is a beautiful thing......Woohooooo I finished summer school tonight. I handed in my last paper and I am feeling like a Wooohoooo. Can I get a Woohoooo?? Sooo I would like to thank T-Squared and Sleepy Guy. If it wasn't for you guys TheSkipper, ThePokerChamp, TheGolfPro and yours truly would have no one to make fun of in class. Keep'em bouncing T. Hey, since Unknownnoreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1122595963603849232005-07-28T19:12:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:27.712-06:00Spaaaankkk Spaaaank Awaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!! Well peoples I am off to Chi-town tomorrow to take a class on how to get/be married. Apparently I need to be instructed by a higher power about the wonderful world of marriage. I'll back on Monday sooooo until then remember...droooopp it likes its hottt....Or spaaaaaank it like your C-Mac.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1122518662157414292005-07-27T21:42:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:27.233-06:00People have been asking me how I proposed to TheNebraskaGirl. I actually wrote a blog about it in December (even though I did it on my birthday in November). Well without further adieu?....Follow this link binky.....Link.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1122350941132728112005-07-25T22:48:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:26.990-06:00Friggin annoying people....I just don’t get them. Why o why do they have to even be here. I mean really all they do is take up vital space and drive up property values. I have a theory that if annoying people were not around then I could buy a house due to the lack of housing demand. Maybe I could even get to work without traffic. Hell I can even walk through the Mall without having to bob and Unknownnoreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6365190.post-1122040244950832712005-07-22T05:49:00.000-05:002006-11-09T02:52:26.722-06:00Pssst...Go check out my interview at C-Mac's place.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com18